Child: what are those red things on your face?
Me:
Me: zits
Child: those are cool I want those
Me: hahahhaha
Me: hahahahahahhahaahahha
Child:
Me: no you don't

based-shenron:

Never forget

(Source: funnyandhilarious, via mochakimono)

jaltoid:

jaxamoto:

5 Nights at Freddy’s animated musical thingamajig. Made in 3 days, so enjoy!

Check out our friend Jaxamoto’s new video! :)

overly-khr-obsessed:

naililyam:

kessuburd:

huffingtonpost:

My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. 

Think twice before you judge a parent. 

most watch.

Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I bawled my eyes out

(Source: youtube.com, via notforone-single-day)

tsuki-nekota:

someone-actually:

ashwrites:

Head Bitch in Charge, right here.

omg

SNAP

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via petite-phoenix)

ikimaru:

and here’s the evil dorito

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lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

(via notforone-single-day)

theychangethings:

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

(via gallifreyan-girl-and-her-doctor)

me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

coolpirate9:

Does it bother anyone else that this show had a perfect ending to it and they totally scrapped it? I mean, originally Timmy Turner (as shown in Channel Chasers) was supposed to outgrow his fairies because he grew up and didn’t need them anymore and married Tootie, and had twins who ended up needing Cosmo and Wanda because Timmy hired a nightmarish babysitter for them and they were probably miserable, too. It was good! It was perfect! And then in 2007 they uncancelled the show and brought Poof into this and made more movies on “adult Timmy” and how he gets to KEEP his fairies! That’s breaking the rules, i don’t care how special Timmy is. He can’t keep his fairies and never take on adult responsibilities by himself. He can’t get everything he wants, and that is a life lesson kids will now be missing from this show.

(via ectoplasmicdragon)

evangelinedares:

chikuto:

Pretty simple!

I was about to get so mad at this post but thank God for that ending

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aranea-serket:

If you notice me reblogging

  • a repost
  • stolen art
  • false information
  • etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

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drkelexo:

ouendanl:

romanskyaryday:

this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

it looks like an earthbound enemy

(via green-with-creativity)

vagueversusvogue:

shingekinoemily:

egberts:

i know how to put an end to discrimination and racism

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OKAY BUT WAIT! THIS EPISODE WAS THE GREATEST BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY SHOWED HOW AND WHY A UTOPIA WOULD NEVER WORK AS WELL AS THINGS LIKE SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM IN WAYS THE MEDIA NEVER REALLY SHOWS YOU. BECAUSE EVEN WHEN EVERYONE WAS MADE TO BE EXACTLY THE SAME PEOPLE STILL BELIEVED THEY WERE BETTER OR DESERVED MORE BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN’T. 

(via ectoplasmicdragon)

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